“I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I dont want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. Thats why Im constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.”
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”
“Just because youre beautiful and perfect, its made you conceited.”
“I just cant listen to any more Wagner, you know...Im starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
“Religion. Its given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”
“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.