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Posted by: Bilal Bin Wasim
Posted date: 26/Mar/2014
This jok has been viewed 212361times

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Teacher: Quaid-e-Azam aur Allama Iqbal me kon c chez 1 jesi hay?

Student: Madam! dono Chuttiii wale din paida hoay thay...

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