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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." |
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ali hassan tahir
Dated:
1/9/2012
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Professor's Logic |
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobo... |
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AQAL |
Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap... |
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SHADI |
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.... |
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Malang |
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta.... |
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Husband and Wife |
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay.... |
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Question paper |
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Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
Q3 -... |
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girlz section |
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to
1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or
2nd time 200 &
3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDEN... |
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Fail in Exams |
Dad: Tum fail kese ho gye. Kya tum parhte nhi the?
Boy: Papa samajh nhi aata kese fail ho gya "BOTEYAN" to sab ki sab use
ki thi.... |
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Safar in train |
2 musafer train main safar kar rahe thy
1 musafer ko chenk aa rahe thi lakin wo roke ja raha tha
ye dekh kar dosary musafer ne us se pucha tu us ne bataya
k jab mujh... |
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Modern Jugdges |
Wakeel: My lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
Jugde: Kitaab paish ki jaye.
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
Judge ne sa... |
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