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Sardar!!! |
Sardar went to a shop and asked the shopkeeper: Misvak hai?
Shop keeper: Nahi hum misvak nahi beechte
Next Day!
Sardar: Misvak hai?
Shopkeeper: Kal b bataya tha... |
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Chota Sardar!! |
1st Sardar: Aik wari mein chta jya honda c te mein minar-e-pakistan to dig pya
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2nd Sardar: fir mar gya c k bach gaya c?
1st Sardar: Menu ki pata mein te chota jya hon... |
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Students of new age |
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?... |
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Get rid of wife.....!!! |
A man goes to a Bank with a Gun and demands money. When he is given the money, he turns to a Customer and asks: "Did you see me rob this Bank?"
Customer Replies: "Yes Sir, I d... |
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Sardar G!!! |
Sardar G ghalti se nehar mein gir gaye, Doobte doobte unke hath mein aik muchli aai, Usko pakr kr bahir phenktay hovay bolay..
"Ja tu appni jaan bcha le"... |
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What is the answer? |
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One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themse... |
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Bush, Laaloo and dog |
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein ... |
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Sheikh Sb. |
Sheikh apne dost se: Yar meri bewi boht fuzol kharch hay, jb dekho so do so rupe mangti rehti hy.
Dost: to tmhe nae pta wo in peson ka kia krti hy?
Sheikh: Mujhe kia pta.. ME... |
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Knowledge Pills |
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A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pill... |
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