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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." |
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ali hassan tahir
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1/9/2012
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Barish ka pani |
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AIK SARDAR BARISH MAIN PANI KI BALTI LAY KAR JA RAHA HOTA HAI K ACHANAK SARDAR G KI BALTI MAIN BARISH KA PANI CHALA JATA HAI SARDAR G PARESHAN HU KAR KHETAY HAIN K LU PANI PHIR GIL... |
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Pak Studies Paper 2010 |
Pakistan Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pakistan.
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words. |
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Dreams of a man! |
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects.... |
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Bribing a professor and.... |
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tes... |
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Sardar |
sardar ka paroosi mar gaya wo us k gha aya aur bola Dead body aa gaie hai kya ?
Itifaq se usi waqt Ambulance aa gai.
Sardar:
le dasso kidi lambi uamr ae!... |
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A young guy |
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experi... |
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I was in wal-mart |
I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman lo... |
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No one tel me shit |
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A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's... |
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Wife & Husband |
Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.... |
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Dost Chor |
Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: Nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.... |
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