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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." |
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Dated:
1/9/2012
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A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for divorce?"
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Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...... |
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OSAMA 2 BIG B: Oh how r u?
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I love "U" I love "U" I love "U" I love "U" I love "U" I love "U" I love "U" HEY dont be excited . I love other ALPHABETS too LIKE "D" "I" "F" "B"... |
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darling |
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aik ladki office aati hai lift ka darwaza khulte hi samne boss ko pati hai aur kehti hai"hello darling".boss ke peeche khadi hui aurat samne aati hai aur bolti hai "mujh se baat ka... |
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ugly monkey |
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