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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." |
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ali hassan tahir
Dated:
1/9/2012
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buri niat |
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Aik mandir main buri neeyat walay ghayab ho jatay thay,
amitabh gaya woh gayab,hrithick gaya wo ghayab,
akshay gaya wo ghayab,
Bipasha gai Bhagwaan ghayab...
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Computer Hardware |
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aik daffa do larke school se late ho jatey hain. aur master jee un mein se aik larke se poochtey hain ke tum late kuin aai wo kehta hai ke mere athaney gum ho gai they. aur doosrey... |
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Baap Betay Say |
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Beta bola Baap sai .papa mujhey Monkey dekhna hai .papa replies beta .abhi nahi kion kai abi monkey Joke perh reha hai :P... |
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Derwaish |
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Aik darwaish kehta thaa aik zamana aye ga, aik ACHA dost SMS keray ga or doosra KAMEENA perh ker hansay ga ;... |
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Bulbul |
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Aik bulbul thhi us ka aik tree per ghar thha. wo aadi rat ko apne enddon per batheti hai or kehti hai gurram aanday.... |
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Very Funny |
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Female Teacher to his student:
Tum ne Cycle Dekhi hai.....
Student: Yes Miss samne khari hai ....
Hanso nahin to maroon ga......... |
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what is this? |
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ake dafa ake techer apny students ko blackbord per {M} likh ker ake bachy se pochta haih haan chedy yeh kya haih ;woh bola master M m for mother ;
abb taecher W likhta haih or m... |
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santa got tiredofmobile |
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santa & banta got tired of mobile and decide to use pigeons one day pigeon reached banta with out any message banta got angry and call santa
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Laloo solving a Puzzle Game |
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he d been working on for Quite sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to A friend. "It Took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags.... |
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