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A Mental Hospital |
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." |
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ali hassan tahir
Dated:
1/9/2012
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King of Jungle |
Miss: Instead of lion if dog has been the king of jungle then what would happen?
Student: Similar to today's Pakistan.... |
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Late Exam |
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 ... |
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The Student and the Pharmacist |
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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills ar... |
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The attractive Under Graduate |
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One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "acciden... |
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Level of Intellect |
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.... |
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Sardar in call center job |
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.... |
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Smile Meanings!!! |
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy... |
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Jaldi Bari Hai |
Aik shakhs road par cycle hath mai liay bhaga ja raha tha.
Rastay mai dosray shakhs nay osay kaha k yar tm cycle par baith kar kio nahi ja rahay to pahlay nay jawab dia yar jald... |
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whats ur father name? |
Two sardar brother were in the same class and same school.
Teacher: Tum dono nay apnay father ka naam different kun likha?
Sardar: Tusi fer kehna c naqal mari-ay.... |
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