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Mera Sms Package Khatam Ho gya hai..... |
Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tum class me baten kar rahe ho jab k pehle tum hamesha nazrein jhuka k meri batein sunte thay......
Kya ho gya hai tumhian?
Student: Sir! Aaj mera sms package khatam ho gya hai,,,,, |
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Posted by:
Imran Khalid
Dated:
26/07/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Wife & Husband |
Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.... |
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girlz section |
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to
1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or
2nd time 200 &
3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDEN... |
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Pakistani Police |
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Pakistani Police ka b jawab nhi 1 aadmi talaab me naha raha tha,police wala bola. chal oye bahir aa kr kapry pehan teri talashi leni hy.... |
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Modern Jugdges |
Wakeel: My lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
Jugde: Kitaab paish ki jaye.
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
Judge ne sa... |
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PLAY THE MUSIC MAN |
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Old dharmendr vs modern basanti:
Dharmendr – Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna
Basanti – Excuse me, who the hell do you think you are to order me l... |
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whats ur father name? |
Two sardar brother were in the same class and same school.
Teacher: Tum dono nay apnay father ka naam different kun likha?
Sardar: Tusi fer kehna c naqal mari-ay.... |
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Dost Chor |
Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: Nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.... |
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Sardar in call center job |
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.... |
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