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Mera Sms Package Khatam Ho gya hai..... |
Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tum class me baten kar rahe ho jab k pehle tum hamesha nazrein jhuka k meri batein sunte thay......
Kya ho gya hai tumhian?
Student: Sir! Aaj mera sms package khatam ho gya hai,,,,, |
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Posted by:
Imran Khalid
Dated:
26/07/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Calculation |
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Sardar's Wife: ji sadi kudi jawan ho gai hai iss aas te koi changa jya munda labho koi 26 saal di umar da. Sardar : ji 26 ... |
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sleeping |
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boy1: meet my wife Tina
boy2: oh i know her
boy1:how?
boy2:v were caught sleeping together
boy1:what the hell?
boy1: 4 years ago during lecture in maths class... |
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juta |
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1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta maara sardar: tum ne ye juta gusay s mara ya mazaq s?
pathan: gusay se
Sardar:acha hai warna me aisa mazaq bardasht nhe karta... |
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2 dost safar kar rahe the |
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2 dost safar kar rahe the, rastey mai raat ho gai, wo tent laga kar so gaye.
Adhi raat ko 1dost ki aankh khuli,
Us ne dosre ko utha kar kaha: Asmaan ki taraf dekh kar batao, tumh... |
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CHAT PATA |
LARKAY KI WALDA NAY POCHA. APP KI BETI KUCH KARTI HAI?
LARKI KI MAA NAY KAHA. HAN ROZANA 5 RUPEE MAIN 500 SMS KARTI HAI.... |
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33 mrks ki kimat |
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!... |
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DOST |
Beta ro raha tha to abu nay pocha "Q ro rhy ho"
Mujhy btao dost samjh kr beta.
Beta kuch nahi jigr, sabzi kay paison say apni wali ko main nay load krwa dia
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ZINDGI |
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Wife: Aaj koi aisi bat kaho key main khush ho jaon.
Husband: Jan tum meri zindgi ho
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Lant hay aisi zindagi... |
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teacher and students |
Teacher: Active aur passive voice ka example btao.
Student replied:
Active voice: "tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gaye chain"
Passive voice: "m... |
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