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sardar g!!!!!!!!!!
by ismat batool |
| sardar pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha ,pilot:ye kya kar rahay ho? jahaz uranay do,sardar:kiun ticket hum khareedain aur ganay tu akaila sunay........... |
| Joke posted on 14th Jul, 2008 |
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misundestanding
by Conscious Conscious |
| aik admi darya main dhob raha tha us ne dua mangi k ay ALLAH agar main bach gia to chawal ki degh pakwa k kherat karon ga...achanak aik lehar ai r use utha k bahar phenk dia ...kapray jharr k bola hoon kon si degh phir lehar ne use utha k andar phenk dia chilla k bola ALLAH MIAN APP TO NARAZ HO GAY MAIN NE TO POCHA KON SI MEETHE YA NAMKEEN |
| Joke posted on 12th Jul, 2008 |
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Goooood shayri
by WAHEED AHSAN |
| Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi, Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi, Hasrat hai k roz aap ko daikhoo . . Per woh . . . . MADARI WALA aap ko roz lata nahi. hahaha.. |
| Joke posted on 6th Jul, 2008 |
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kawwa
by @deel @njum |
| 1admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya admi kawwe ko ghar le gya or pinjre me band krdiya. kawwa jaag ke bola haye Allah jail hogayi lgta hai Driver mar gaya |
| Joke posted on 25th Jun, 2008 |
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roshan dimagh
by tamanna saghir saghir |
| aik baccha school se ghar a ker bulb utha ker ane sur pe mull reha tha k achanak oski ammi agayi
munna! ye tum kiya ker rehay ho?
ammi wo teacher kh rehi thi k apna dimagh roshan kro |
| Joke posted on 15th Jun, 2008 |
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Wowww!!!!
by jaffar Hussain |
| Teacher: "Two beautiful girls are walking down the road." Change it into exclimatory sentence.
Student: WoW!!! |
| Joke posted on 10th Jun, 2008 |
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DON
by @deel @njum |
| Don ka intizaar to 11 colleges ki larkiya kr rhi hain lakin Don ko patana mushkil hi nai namumkin b hai kiu k Don Matric fail hai... |
| Joke posted on 7th Jun, 2008 |
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Naughty Student
by Adeel Anjum |
| Madam: Agar sache dil se Allah se dua ki jaye to wo Zaroor poori hoti hai. Student: rehne dain madam agar aisa hota to app mari biwi hotein. |
| Joke posted on 5th Jun, 2008 |
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Sardar G
by Qasim Iqbal |
| Ek sardar g 25th manzil pe tashreef rakhte the k ek aur sardar g aye aur chillaye k O JASWANT SINGH teri kurri ne khid kushi kar liti. Pahle sardar ne ye sunte hi 25th manzil se chalang laga di..... jab wo 15th manzil tak puhncha to chillaya oye meri to shadi nai hoi 10th pe bola oye yar shadi nai hoi to kurri kithon ayi 5th pe bole ohoooo yar mera nam to JASWANT SINGH hai hi nai..........03444220031Shartya mithha |
| Joke posted on 29th May, 2008 |
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A poem by a Doctor:
by Adil Ahmed |
| A poem by a Doctor:
hoon main Doctor jahan....
Meri Wife hai nurse wahan....
yeh kese zulm sehnaq parta hai...
mujhe apne wife ko he sister kehna parta hai. |
| Joke posted on 29th May, 2008 |
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