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Dr aur Mareez |
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Dr mareez se: Aap har waqt haklate hen.
Mareez: Nae sirf bo bo bo bo bo bo bob bob bo bo bolte waqt.
Dr: Lakh de laanat. ... |
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elephant and ant |
once there was an elephant play with ant... after some time the father of elephant came
the elephant get afraid when ant saw this he asked elephant to eclipse aback him
hahha... |
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Pathan Joke |
Aik pathan baarf ko bare ghor se deak raha tha
ke kisi ne pocha ke tum baarf ko itne ghor se kun deak rahe ho
pathan bola .......!
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God Pappu Se: Beta Kya Chahiye...???
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Pappu:1 Job, 1 Badi Si Gaadi,
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God: Tathastu..!
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Pathan |
Aik pathan har roz Allah se Dua mangta tha k aye Allah mujhey Aulad de
Aik Din aik farishta Pathan k pass ata he Aur kehta Allah k bande phle Shadi to karle... |
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STYLE |
KON KEHTA HAI KE LOG AAG SE JALTE HAIN........
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YAHAN TO LOG MEREY STYLE SE JALTE
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HMMMMMMM... |
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Student |
Teacher: Wo kn si jagha hain jaha sab logon kay hotay huay bhi app khud ko tanha feel kartay hain.
Student: Examination Hall... |
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A Mental Hospital |
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer'... |
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garmi |
aik orat kabar k uper adhi rat ko bethi thi to aik admi pas say guzra or pucha k kabar pay is waqt q bthi ho
orat: to or kia krun andar garmi he itni thi to bhr nikal ai... |
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husband wife |
Wife jan aj koi ase bat kaho k mai khush b ho jo aur jal b jo.
Husband jan tum meri zindgi ho aur
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lanat hai... |
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