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sardar g!!!!!!!!!! by ismat batool
sardar pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha ,pilot:ye kya kar rahay ho? jahaz uranay do,sardar:kiun ticket hum khareedain aur ganay tu akaila sunay...........

This joke was posted on 14th Jul, 2008


misundestanding by Conscious Conscious
aik admi darya main dhob raha tha us ne dua mangi k ay ALLAH agar main bach gia to chawal ki degh pakwa k kherat karon ga...achanak aik lehar ai r use utha k bahar phenk dia ...kapray jharr k bola hoon kon si degh phir lehar ne use utha k andar phenk dia chilla k bola ALLAH MIAN APP TO NARAZ HO GAY MAIN NE TO POCHA KON SI MEETHE YA NAMKEEN

This joke was posted on 12th Jul, 2008


Goooood shayri by WAHEED AHSAN
Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi, Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi, Hasrat hai k roz aap ko daikhoo . . Per woh . . . . MADARI WALA aap ko roz lata nahi. hahaha..

This joke was posted on 6th Jul, 2008


kawwa by @deel @njum
1admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya admi kawwe ko ghar le gya or pinjre me band krdiya. kawwa jaag ke bola haye Allah jail hogayi lgta hai Driver mar gaya

This joke was posted on 25th Jun, 2008


roshan dimagh by tamanna saghir saghir
aik baccha school se ghar a ker bulb utha ker ane sur pe mull reha tha k achanak oski ammi agayi munna! ye tum kiya ker rehay ho? ammi wo teacher kh rehi thi k apna dimagh roshan kro

This joke was posted on 15th Jun, 2008


Wowww!!!! by jaffar Hussain
Teacher: "Two beautiful girls are walking down the road." Change it into exclimatory sentence. Student: WoW!!!

This joke was posted on 10th Jun, 2008


DON by @deel @njum
Don ka intizaar to 11 colleges ki larkiya kr rhi hain lakin Don ko patana mushkil hi nai namumkin b hai kiu k Don Matric fail hai...

This joke was posted on 7th Jun, 2008


Naughty Student by Adeel Anjum
Madam: Agar sache dil se Allah se dua ki jaye to wo Zaroor poori hoti hai. Student: rehne dain madam agar aisa hota to app mari biwi hotein.

This joke was posted on 5th Jun, 2008


Sardar G by Qasim Iqbal
Ek sardar g 25th manzil pe tashreef rakhte the k ek aur sardar g aye aur chillaye k O JASWANT SINGH teri kurri ne khid kushi kar liti. Pahle sardar ne ye sunte hi 25th manzil se chalang laga di..... jab wo 15th manzil tak puhncha to chillaya oye meri to shadi nai hoi 10th pe bola oye yar shadi nai hoi to kurri kithon ayi 5th pe bole ohoooo yar mera nam to JASWANT SINGH hai hi nai..........03444220031Shartya mithha

This joke was posted on 29th May, 2008


A poem by a Doctor: by Adil Ahmed
A poem by a Doctor: hoon main Doctor jahan.... Meri Wife hai nurse wahan.... yeh kese zulm sehnaq parta hai... mujhe apne wife ko he sister kehna parta hai.

This joke was posted on 29th May, 2008


DON by ANEEZA
DON NY UB JURAM KI DUNYA CHOOR DE HY..
UB IK MADRASSA BANAYA HY,
SO PLZ
BALANCE KI SURAT ME DON KO CHANDA DY KER AAKHRAT SANWAREEN,

AAP KA KHADAM

HAJI DON...........

This joke was posted on 28th May, 2008


Balance by Rehana Latif
Wafadar log haan ham wafa karyan gay.
Jann mango fida karyan gay.
Dil mango nikal kar hath per rakhan gay.
Sirf 100 Rupe ka balance behjo do
Ham namazi log han Dua karyan gay.

This joke was posted on 28th May, 2008


WARID by Rehana Latif
""" JOB IN WARID """
Send ur CV to jobs@warid.com.pk
Last Date:-30 feb.
Location:- Islamabad
Salary:- 45,000-60,000


Job Nature:- warid ky tower pe bath ky Telenor kay Signal Rokna.

This joke was posted on 28th May, 2008


sardar ji aur eggs by kanwal shouket
aik sardar ji aik dukan say anday kharid ker ayay rastay main unhain un ka aik doost mila aur woh apni zahanat ka charcha karnay laga to sardar ji ko us per gussa aa gya aur kaha kai agar tum mairay sawal ka sahi jwab do unhoon nay kaha kai agar tum mujhay bata do kai is tokri main kitnay anday hain agar tum nay yeh sahi bata diya kai is main 12 anday hain to main yeh 12 anday tumhain day doon ga is pe doosray sardar ji bolay kai yaar yeh to tum nay bohat mushkil swal kiya hai hahahahahahahah

This joke was posted on 6th May, 2008


railway station by sohail sarwar
Train station per a kar rukti hai.Ak daby say ak orat nikalti hai or ak phatan say phochti hai " KHAN YE KON SA STATION HAI" to khan SHOCTA SHOCTA khata hai" YE RAILWAY STATION HAI BBI".

This joke was posted on 5th May, 2008


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